{"id":457,"date":"2007-11-25T21:57:51","date_gmt":"2007-11-25T21:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/?p=457"},"modified":"2007-11-25T21:57:51","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T21:57:51","slug":"you-will-call-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"You will call me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was coming back from Chicago, I called Chris just to let him know that I was coming back.  He asked me when I was getting back.<\/p>\n<p>I told him.<\/p>\n<p>Then suddenly I realized it was his sneaky way of saying that he was going to pick me up.  The way he would drop a surprise as if he was going to do it anyway, but not tell me.<\/p>\n<p>\\&#8221;So what would have you done if I had arrived at SFO and hopped on the BART&#8230;and didn\\&#8217;t call you?\\&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>\\&#8221;Well, I think that you would have called me.  You can\\&#8217;t stop talking to me.\\&#8221; he laughed.<\/p>\n<p>Which is true, because I would have called him the moment I was on the plane.  And the moment I got off the plane.  And the moment I got into my apartment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was coming back from Chicago, I called Chris just to let him know that I was coming back. He asked me when I was getting back. I told him. Then suddenly I realized it was his sneaky way of saying that he was going to pick me up. The way he would drop &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/?p=457\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You will call me<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/j.unoccupied.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}